shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

image

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#sa
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somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

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craneyum:

drdisgruntledphd:

mafalda4prez:

abbyjean:

Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)

Daily reminder that men are gross. 

Barf.

:breathes into paper bag:

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kissingcullens:

(shakes head) You come into MY house, you tell me MY favorite characters are heterosexual…

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kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

#FAv
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toasternudel:

logging on to tumblr on november 1stimage

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