interlingual couples who learn bits and pieces of each other’s language to make their significant other feel happy or at home or just smile give me so much life

14 minutes ago on 07.27.14   ★ 20 notes  
meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

For every note this selfie gets, a pug is born

For those of you concerned with a possible overpopulation of pugs, do not worry bc I will adopt every single one of them

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

For every note this selfie gets, a pug is born

For those of you concerned with a possible overpopulation of pugs, do not worry bc I will adopt every single one of them

18 minutes ago on 07.27.14   ★ 384 notes  via / org
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So my boyfriend likes Pink Floyd better than Led Zeppelin and I like Led better than Pink Floyd so whenever we get to doin sexy things I always make sure that Led Zeppelin is playing so he stars to associate it with really good things. I'm essentially using Pavlovian conditioning techniques on my boyfriend. Is that wrong?

Anonymous

when it’s Zepplin over Floyd YES ITS WRONG

22 minutes ago on 07.27.14   ★ 13 notes  
my boyfriend says shit like that to his mom all the time and she calls him a sonofabitch and he goes DAMN RIGHT and then she just slaps his arm n stuff

Anonymous

u must be dating a white boy named Connor if I said anything like that my parents would plan my funeral and disown me right there and then

22 minutes ago on 07.27.14   ★ 9 notes  
drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

drunktrophywife:

Who could honestly say this to their mom without getting knocked into the next dimension

39 minutes ago on 07.27.14   ★ 174175 notes  via / org

laptopped:

do rude people know they’re rude

39 minutes ago on 07.27.14   ★ 259385 notes  via / org

hey this post is in the title so it will catch your eye there’s actually nothing funny or relatable about it but the urge to reblog it is undeniable

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thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

42 minutes ago on 07.27.14   ★ 454930 notes  via / org